Why is life stressful? I just wanna get off the train. I wanna sleep. I wanna go home. I want my dog. I want to be 5 again. I want to join a nunnery (funny, cause I’m not religious). I want to workout. I want television. I want ice cream. I want cookies. I want brownies. Clearly, I just want food. 

Dear Life, 

When I asked if my life could get any worse, it was a rethorical question not a challenge. Way to be a total bitch.